Well, hello. And may I say, you are looking divine. Have you done something new with your hair? Lovely. Well, back to me. It's why we're both here after all, isn't it? Otherwise it'd be your name in the URL. And it's not. It's mine. Take another look if you don't believe me. That makes it my website. Which means I am the boss of you while you are here. I can make you do anything I want. Like sing, and dance, and play soccer. (Don't worry, I won't make you play soccer. Soccer sucks balls.)
So welcome to my website. It is a thrill to have you here. Especially you with the hair. You will learn things about me. Things such as I like to photoshop myself into pictures with Misha Collins (a lot of spare time on my hands) and I spend my time in the shower telling imaginary Simon Baker I'm too good for him (huge imaginary ego). So sit back and relax. Can I get you a wine? Sorry I'm all out. Have a tequila instead. And read on.
TM Bishop x